Too bad nobody works at The FTC any longer

It’s worth mentioning that multiple exchanges changed their index inclusion rules this year. Nasdaq only requires 15 days subsequent to an IPO for inclusion in the Nasdaq100 as opposed to what was previously three months.

https://indexes.nasdaqomx.com/docs/2026_NDX_Changes_FAQ.pdf

whoodathunkit

Way too many

Dollar General and Dollar Tree are also the retailers most impacted by diesel prices at the moment. Convienent timing for everyone long puts and/or short selling the company.

Microsoft Boomers and their goddamn copilot can all get fucked.

Kalshi lol

Fed can’t bailout shit with inflation running as hot as it already is (they’re already fudging the numbers to keep Social Security payments down). Dumping the bag onto retirement accounts (mutual funds, ETFs, etc.) is the bailout.

The FED can’t bail out big tech with how hot inflation already is already running. US Treasury is having a hard enough time already keeping Japan propped up while getting bids on their own t bill auctions.

Not by the US Federal Reserve.

META will be bankrupt within 5 years according to the bond & credit markets. META’s Credit Deault Swaps are surging — lol.