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Fair point. Especially at the current HW prices, you can starve pretty quickly.

Maybe I should have paraphrased “Whitey’s on the moon” instead. “Data centres on the moon”?

Self-hosting will not give your mouth sex appeal

Self-hosting will not get rid of the nubs

Self-hosting will not make you look five pounds thinner

I’ve watched a computer do stuff for me, I’m gonna put “dev” at the end of my username too.