Jerkface (any/all)

Sorry… sorry. We’re all a little edgy over this.

If only they had thought of doing this two years sooner, it might have worked.

They were doing amazing things what feels like more than 20 years ago. They must be tired and old, I hope they have a nice retirement. We’re all going to die soon.

It’s like looking through the barricaded doors of the mall and seeing the zombies of your old loved ones shambling around. It’s not them. They’re dead. Turn away, there’s nothing but heartbreak for you here.

Banana peels haven’t actually been slippery since the Gros Michel stopped being sold, but it’s still part of the brand. Rice Krispies’ target market turns over every couple of years and won’t know any better.

Brand is all this product ever had to sell you. It’s a food-shaped object marketed to negligent parents. It really does not matter what is in the box.

Terminal emulators I only notice when they are a problem and for some reason, terminal emulators are on my mind again recently. :-(

Yes, there is a long and complicated history, but it is irrelevant in the face of a very active ongoing genocide. I accept that you could somehow not be exposed to enough information to be able to see that, but it is still shocking not to be able to form an opinion on ethnic cleansing and genocide. I suppose it is the product of propaganda and the culture war.

It’s not really a linear relationship. It does plateau and even go down.

And anyway, bean farts are so innocent. They’re practically a feature. Toot-toot!

wait that box is worth three hundred bucks…!

mine sits in a box

You’re not wrong but…

A whole x86 SoC for reading a dial and controlling some RGB LEDs and a dot matrix display is ridiculous. Microcontrollers are IFAIK still as cheap as ever.

YA THINK??

A lot of people have managed to clean up their shit in the intervening three decades.

x86 is a dead-end architecture. It can be emulated in software by cheaper, lower-power architectures and live on as a wart.

Homophobe. Which is often the tip of the iceberg.

Removed by mod

Honestly, they need to get off the road. For all of us.

Meanwhile you ran it on Windows. So obviously you didn’t really care about being manipulated and fucked up the ass dry.

have you ever wondered why no one can provide the services Valve does for cheaper than Valve does? Is it because of their famously anticompetitive practices, their notorious lobbying and threats to politicians, their strong-arm manipulation of vendors against each other? Perhaps they have some other method of defeating market forces?

“Get nothing out of it?” Go ahead and spin up a store front that processes payments with every major channel, then come back to me in a decade when you’ve got that up and I’ll give you your next task.

Could just as easily argue it’s Valve who isn’t getting anything for your ten shovelware asset flip titles getting no sales, but they still have to pay for your overhead.