Guy Ingonito

Woah, these concert attendees are getting a little too happy and excited, better tell then to settle down

They’re talking about thr MOAB, they dropped one during his first term and all the chuds spent a week memeing and gushing over it, so they want to try that again to improve their moral

Turkey Vulture probably

I’m thinking a goose, or a swan. Something where I get to fly but can also hang out on the water and just float.

Let’s not forget Zeus turned into a Swan to have sex with the Queen of the Spartans. So that’d also be on the table.

It’s important to keep in mind that everyday we all stare at the rectangles whose purpose is to show us all the terrible things occurring far and wide.

Emotions like fear and anger are very attention grabbing so they’re prioritized by the rectangles.

Everyone knows the odds of winning the lottery are so bad that it’s pointless to play, but people keep buying tickets. Why? Because the TV is always showing you people winning the lottery! Imagine if for every news story about a lottery winner they had to give an equal amount of time to every loser? Do you think people would still ny lottery tickets?