It’s too bad because I really liked Buc-ee’s. Texas has a strong road trip culture, and it was nice to enjoy that before America started going to shit.

Looks like Cookie Monster.

I can’t wait for my kids to finally stop pointing them out and saying, “Dad, there’s that car you hate.”

Not true. My mother-in-law refuses to talk about politics with me, but from what I can gather she didn’t vote for Paxton, because he’s ugly.

Almost every day for the last ten years, I’ve woken up sad about living in Texas. It’s a feeling that’s pervasive and oppressive, when your home is just wrong.

The best I’d ever hoped for is that one day Texas might get one thing right in the middle of all its bad decisions, but that’s not what happened. Texas is fucking blue. So I’m having a great week.

If they believe that then they should vote for Republicans.

If they don’t vote for Republicans, then their non-voting stance was actually either cowardice or laziness.

I’m relieved he conceded. That’s as much credit as he deserves.

If you really believe in accelerationism, then vote for the fascists. That’ll get us to the end quicker. If you can’t bring yourself to do it, then maybe there’s a reason for that.

Sitting around and not voting is either laziness or cowardice. Don’t play dumb and pretend it’s anything more than that.

Stop editing other people’s comics.

And don’t forget to try the Big Arch, the new burger from McDonald’s.