“I didn’t vote for Trump, I just voted Republican…”

Been hearing that for damn near a fucking decade.

Seems like you’d get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs…

Republicans think they’re protected because that’s how they operate, they protect their own, and they can’t see that not everyone acts like them.

Everything in moderation.

Gold makes a nice accent, when used sparingly; covering everything in gold to make it look expensive has the total opposite effect.

Lentils? Beans!?

Best I can do is parsley. Oh, wait! I think the bar has fresh mint for their mojitos…

I was always a fan of the Mirra Series over Hoffman’s, so XXX was the natural progression for me.

Still have my disc, lol

But he knows it’s not fair, because he was cheating his ass off and still lost.

Any investigation by anyone competent has a good chance of showing that, so he’s not going to say anything. For once.

I think they know it’s a dog whistle and they hide it.

Malcovich? Malcovich Malcovich, Malcovich Malcovich Malcovich, Malcovich!

Debbie Does Dallas in the Ass is the same but… Different.

In my high school senior English class we read A Modest Proposal and had to write our own version solving a modern problem.

I wrote mine on solving the overcrowding of prisions by building a prison on the moon. Since establishing a space colony is dangerous work, you use the death row inmates to do the construction, then just turn off the air supply. (More effective than lethal injection…)

I had not heard of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress at the time, but I did end up reading it soon after.

…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

I plan on replaying Link to the Past on my Steam Deck on Zelda drop day, so I can tell all my friends I’m playing the best Zelda ever.

An infinite number of mathematitians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter beer, the fourth an eighth beer…

The bartender cuts them off, puts 2 beers on the counter and says “Know your limits!”

Respectfully, Fuck. No.

I need to check my blood pressure after watching the trailer… I’m gonna go lay down. On the floor. In the basement.

I’d be terrified of being teleported to a super high, tiny area, like the side of a cliff or the edge of a skyscraper or radio tower something. Any wrong move means you fall to your death, and it’s just a matter of time before you get tired enough to lose concentration for a brief second and…

I get the point of it, but the fake X button is more infuriating.

Transistor has an interesting real-time/turn based combat system. You move around in real time, the set your attacks and movement for the attack phase, then back to realtime controls again while the meter for your next turn charges up.

Not to mention the depth of weapon combinations you can put together; it’s one of my favorite games. Might be time for another playthrough.