Dear Dorito’s,
What about just selling bags full of your dust? You could put it on chicken or fish…

Why not wank into a flannel?

My first Instinct was actually how that was a sign that it was human-made. inaecure seems like a typo that a person would make because a and s are right next to each other on a keyboard, and the insecure as had sounds like an intentional “i can haz cheezburger” sort of slang. Those seem like the kind of “mistakes” that are intentional in this kind of humor, not the kind of mistakes that an AI makes. But I’m not all that keen at what AI is up to these days. I very well may be wrong.

The cat part does seem suspect to me. I just can’t imagine a real cat actually hugging a computer or having a sad face like that, and it doesn’t seem like the cat was photoshopped into that position or anything.

The first can doesn’t count

Man’s gotta drink

We are the Benny jizz rat