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I paid a dollar to use a bathroom in a Portuguese ferry terminal which had both sinks pulls off the wall (still sitting there on the ground as if anyone was coming to fix it) and a single working toilet which had a big chunk of porcelain knocked out of the bowl. It was actually pretty clean though.

Am I too American for this meme?

Nobody’s going to ask for the sauce?

I’m skeptical you had a real Pink Lady if you thought the skin was thick.

Bro and you would fucking SNAP that flip phone down to end a call. That’s the only reason people talked on the phone in the day. So they could snap the phone down at the end. Once we traded slap for slab there was no reason to talk on the phone anymore which is why we just text now.

I mean we can pick this apart in a ton of ways. $60/m on clothes? My house would be 80% plain cotton T-shirts by mass. I probably spend a bit more than that in a while year. Typically that’s a carton of socks and replacing a couple pairs of pants which get damaged.

But then I probably spend like $500/m at one bar near my house.

This is how you know the whole thing is BS.

“Monthly rent. Near USA warm water port.”

$420

“Miscellaneous expense” bro spends almost as much on weed as gas…

I just take it one step farther and never open any email. If it’s important you will CC my manager and he will physically come by my office and tell me about the email, giving me multi-factor phishing protection. If he demands I open an email then I am absolved of responsibility.

Nature is healing

The real cuck energy is never actually playing the games and just watching streamers

A shower is 1/10 of a haircut on the meditative activities scale.