Temporary living arrangements are cheaper than fuel?

Yeesh.

I don’t get it.

Speaking of wine, Hannibal caused sales of Chianti to go down.

What did Conan say?

Fast. Gym. Train.

The school district said the tainted pretzels were the result of “human error,” and that a kitchen worker thought the chemical cleaner was salt. Tigard Police reviewed the case last year, but did not file criminal charges.

The student at the center of the lawsuit, identified as L.L., ate one of the tainted pretzels and immediately felt burning in his mouth and throat, as well as chest pain and an upset stomach, according to the report.

I really wonder about the blindness one. Cameras are simple now, we just need a way to feed the information into the brain. It doesn’t need to be anything as fancy as an eyeball, just glasses with a camera.

What’s that?

But Bolsonaro should never, ever be (re)elected. His term from 2019 to 2023 was abysmal, and his handling of Covid was like a horror movie.

You always get the most informed takes from the most knowledgable people. In this case, he doesn’t know that these are two different Bolsonaros. Jair Bolsanaro was the previous president. Flavio Bolsonaro is his son and the person that just lost.

You should think that through.

Pokemon cards.

That explains why you misread things.

A river runs through it.

“Extra extra read all about it.” Said because it was an extra leaflet to the daily newspaper published later in the day.

Ignite the midnight petroleum.

All the horse ones because we don’t use horses anymore. There a ton of them.

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Who tf gets a gift horse?

Saddle up. Who tf has a saddle?

Hold your horses. Who tf has horses to hold?

Get off your high horse. Who tf has a high horse?

Beat a dead horse. WTF.

Article didn’t say anything more specific than “help identify roadway conditions and support community safety”