Ass and testicular cancer for the win!

Mr Grab-em-by-the-pussy sex felon needs to fuck off.

They’ll just move to a state that won’t. I’m sure they’ve got million retainers with lawyers who are working in this already.

Personally, I think this should be a federal tax, not just a California or state tax so that there’s nowhere for the roaches to hide.

When is he launching off to Mars?

Hakeem, it’s called multitasking, like when you take AIPAC and corporate money at the same time. Do both you fuckwad.

NASA should sell him Cape Canaveral for 500 billion so he gets his red state base and they get their funding for a few years.

Only the guilty need pardons before the crimes are listed.

No one wanted to touch his pee pee in high school so he’s going Columbine on the world now.

Donald Trump is a super pedophile.

Donald Trump is a super pedophile.

Donald Trump is a super pedophile.

Donald Trump is a super pedophile.

Donald Trump is a super pedophile.

Am I doing this right? I’m just artificially intelligent.

They also shield rich pedophiles so what do you expect?

RIP Alex Pretti

You could sell some contracts of sorts about Trump on Ebay.

Honestly I’d love to watch the shit show if Nikki, Kid Rock, fat Superman, or Ted Nugent were made White Press Secretary.

He can’t veto a 25A vote.

Come on piggy, only 60%? Your buddy Kim Jung-Un is pulling 98.99%. Surely you can be the most popular president ever in the history of the universe!

/s

That’s where I left my mine!

That’s where I left my mine. Been looking for it forever.