

As long as it’s not shitty 6:5 blackjack. Bring me that good 3:2 shit.
i’m a turtle


As long as it’s not shitty 6:5 blackjack. Bring me that good 3:2 shit.


I can’t wait to find out what’s gonna happen to my retirement money because of these absolute fuckers.


Elon’s head is held to his torso by only but a neck.


From what I understand, a pope does not have to renounce their citizenship, though some choose to.
Furthermore, the US Department of State can review American citizens acting as heads of state for other nations, and may revoke voting rights. The Department of State has decided not to, not whatever reason.
Thus, Pope Leo can vote.


Actually yeah, this raises a good question. I’m gonna go look stuff up instead of jumping to answers though.
At least for now, Illinois has no problem with him voting, so I’m gonna find out why.
I think he’s just drunk.
Two months ago you typed like this: https://thelemmy.club/post/54902713
We all know you’re literate.
First, sober up and get control of yourself.
Then, do whatever you want. 20s are still young.


Buddy, you’re putting content on Lemmy. You’re keeping this place alive.
Keep going, I just made a whole bowl of popcorn.


most expect, so on and so forth, put him in jail and bring on the next one
fake: nah, this shit can happen
gay: anon clearly likes dudes and didn’t want to be bothered by this woman


I hope that while the government spies on me, it likes my photography portfolio, before it jails me for being a sexual deviant on account of being transgender.
Also he’ll give you those upgrades for free if you give his kids shit tons of beetles. They like beetles.
That’s not a mortgage, he just gave you a house for free, and if you want an upgrade, you gotta pay for the house you already got, with no interest, no schedule, no assessments, no nagging.
Honestly, I have no idea where Tom Nook earned this reputation. If housing was run by him in real life, shit would be so much nicer.


I hate this fucking website. Reader mode drops the ads and the body text, regular mode is hot stinky trash.




That was astoundingly creepy, well done.


“No way to prevent this,” says only nation where this regularly happens
For a quarter of a million? Yeah, that’s an appropriate question difficulty.
But jesus christ I can see why the man died of preventable cancer.
I think she’s earned life in prison at this point. They should stop trying.
She’s not innocent, she’s a murderer, but she also doesn’t deserve to be tortured by the state either. Life in prison.