Kinda insect/hive like

It’s actually wrong. The girl smurf is the only one with a dick. The rest are drones and sexually female, except for Papa Smurf who was the last male. But if the girl smurf was gone, the lack of her pheromones would cause Papa Smurf to start producing sperm again, and the rest of them sensing that change would become breedable once more. Then they’d lay fertilized eggs underground, where they hatch with 5% becoming male. The males would gather a few drones and go start a new mushroom colony somewhere else.

Or they cause a great Reset to let the planet heal and we’re all fucked

But the planet will heal

I hunt buffalo, btw

Are places in the Midwest like Kentucky secretly super gay, but like “pa went out for some cigarettes” kinda gay

It still is, unless you’re conservative. They fight long and hard to keep their grindr activity behind closed doors where their wives can’t see them play.