I tricked a 419 scammer into thinking the CIA was looking for them.

The US doesn’t have an established history of firemen homelessness. The homeless vet abandoned by a stingy and heartless government is an established trope in American culture. That’s not remotely true for firemen. Calling out veteran homelessness is a useful tactic, people do it because it can cut across the normal boundaries of partisan politics.

Also, there technically have been a few military attacks on the US within the past century but they were not especially effective. During WW2 the Japanese military hit the US west coast a few times in submarine attacks, they also had a campaign of balloon bombings which killed a number of people in Oregon.

Sergey Brin looking like a defendant on Law & Order: SVU

You should not be day trading. If you are going to stick with it you need to switch to paper trading for at least a year. Odds are you are not suited to it, very few people are, it is generally an extremely difficult way to make money that the vast majority of people who try fail at. Especially at 20, your brain is not even fully developed yet. You absolutely should be enjoying life, right now you are wasting it on dumb bullshit. Open a Roth IRA and try out buy and hold investing, and make sure you learn modern portfolio theory before you go taking on extreme risks again.