Just give it a few more decades, it must work eventually because a surface level inspection makes it feel like it should and that’s as far as I’m going to examine that

In the US, yes. It’s stupid expensive because we gave the telecoms a lot of money to upgrade the infrastructure and they didn’t, so we gave them a bunch more but they still didn’t. So now we pay off our debt to telecoms by paying too much for internet. Freedom.

Very cool, I was a big fan of Pirates! back in the day. I’ll check it out, thanks!

“If they are driving towards you, deadly force is authorized”

Turns into

“If I stand in their way I get to shoot them”