Midnight Wolf

Bighorn ram: bahh (“I’m in danger”)

What the actual fuck

Similar to how in a zombie apocalypse, you don’t need to be the fastest runner, you just need to not be the slowest.

Now with 3x the juicy filling!

Just be the son of an exec who wrote html for the neighbor once, so he’s a real code hacker guy

1: cut a hole in the box

“ooh, an audience” tosses the covers aside

screams

“no wait come back why are you running away I’m not going to try and impale you with it”

running faster “you can have the house please oh fuck it’s burnt into my brain make it stop MAKE IT STOP”

pauses

…woman?

That is 3D chess when I’m over here with 5D levels of thinking: powdered cum

The first step is admitting it

Gateway

🐮📦

I-

what

starts fucking in the garden center

Just a little cocaine. As a treat.

🐸

We get signal

Cause there is no cock like horse cock, send your asshole into shock; you need horse cock, of course cock, grab the lube and slam the day awaaaaay~

E: pepper coyote played this song (and a few others) on stage at AZFC 2019, I think (maybe 2021) for all panel attendees to sing along. My straight friend was horrified, I had a blast.

So uh, you free tonight…? 🥺👉👈

What grit are we talking about? 🤔

Foreskins 🥰