When you feel torn and rendered asunder

From that mean taco dream 5 day bender

Go and call on your mystery asshole mender

I like the frog because I identify with their ass

Or getting ready to use a jondom

More serious warning: furry

I love some geez whiz on my crackers

https://youtu.be/-TdDYcrPtJs

If it’s white and ground, you’re in powder town!

Yup. When I was younger, it made me mad, I thought older people wrote me off as dumb. Now that I’m older, I understand it’s really just having different needs, goals, and experiences. You can be really smart and wise, have deep comprehension of things around you, but still be out of “sync” with people in different age brackets. It’s not just dating either - friendships, working relationships, time with family members, etc.

It’s not monolithic, just what I’ve noticed.

I, unironically, would like to try this

(It’s so I can reply quickly with them, but this is the only one I have saved.)

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion