Tapatío isn’t even hot. Not even a little.
I’m not familiar with the sauce, but I imagine that having vinegar + anal fissures will still hurt like a bitch.
I am familiar with anal fissures… Kill me.
Two words and you got my undivided attention. I’m going to hell.
That man made… a few choices. At least one of them was understandable.
I can fix him
Her picture is… they’re quite generous…
This was a weird episode of Hot Ones.
Technically, the hot wing did enter my digestive tract.
Feels like slop and there’s no associated news story
While I agree that this is likely not tied to specific real events, this is !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world, and that sorta low effort content is accepted here.
I think this is a 'shop rather than AI - but I could be wrong (and you said slop, not necessarily AI slop). It strikes me as dumb because if I were the wife doing this, I’d grab something with more kick than Tapatio.
Heck, I bet I could find some kinksters that do this sorta thing for fun. (But remember kids, consent is key!)
“Sure, Vietnam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.”
- Jimbo
For some people, that might be the hottest thing in the house.
“My SO isn’t Carolina Reaper hot or even Sriracha hot, not even really habanero or jalapeño hot - heck, the hottest thing in the house is probably the Tapatío.”
- OP
I can fix her
What’s there to fix? She’s already perfect.
Sounds like a pain in the ass
No ai will ever come up with this which proofs that we are still the superior species!
I can fix her…but is she really even broken?
Dont cheat on her and you won’t find out.
What if I want some hot sauce in my asshole?
Have you tried happiness? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CirG2b4yFgI
They looked at me first
Would it hurt any more than it usually does after eating it normally? 🤔
Some die of thirst while others drown.
