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I wake in the morning and I step outside, I take a breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

no I don’t do that stuff irl

Only cocaine. No powdered milk for OP.

Would a hunger strike count as doing nothing?

Hey, kid, I’m a computer. Stop all the downloadin’!

Hamburgers are great, but if you rolled ground beef into a tube and stuck it in a hotdog bun, that would be kinda icky.

Tomato is another one for me. Whole or sliced thick is gross. Cubed or turned into sauce is amazing.

I love onion, but I prefer it juliened or diced. Rough chopped is a textural nightmare.

Is it possible to modify the loading page thing for Anubis to change the logo? Pawb should use it, but make the image Neferu from Adastra instead of the anime detective girl.

No wonder it never lets me in unless I lie like P.

What I would give for them to make a Shadowrun game…

That’d be pretty dope. Especially if there was a scene in which a couple of ogres sing a song about the PC.

I read that as “cyberTRUCK” and was like “The whole dev team?”

About a million to two million. Enough that with a high interest savings account, I’d be making like $1000/day on the interest. That $1000 a day is my per diem.

…Where you gonna insert the CDs? Your mouth? 🤔

“I don’t like disks being crammed into me! Unless they’re Oreos… But only in the mouth!”

Yes. But it must be superior to human flesh in every way, we have to have solved rejection, and for limbs, they need to be able to still have a sense of touch. Then I’d like to have a whole closet full of shells I can change daily, like Ghost in the Shell.

I feel like tp with Trump’s face on it would also have splinters.

That’s basically the reason I bought it. The idea of a random indie game being so easily obtained was novel af in 2003.

Violence, maybe? I don’t remember if it had blood effects or not. I don’t think it did. But it was released back in the day when Germany was almost as bad as Australia in terms of censorship/banning games so maybe it just never was available there. 🤷‍♂️

Ragdoll Kung-Fu

It was pretty fun back in the day. It was one of the first games even sold on the platform, too.

Now, I did own Half-Life and the stand alone Team Fortress Classic and Counter-Strike releases that switched over to being on Steam and needing Steam to play online after the WON servers were shut down. But I bought those in a store, before Steam was even announced.

How do you even cheat in a split screen game without it being incredibly obvious? And it’s not like peeking at their screen is helpful in Mario Kart.

His vision really was just seeing two successful things and then asking people who knew how to do shit if they could be combined somehow. Anyone could have done what Jobs did.

“How did they even see my socks?!” - Tom reading the article

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