Iran Prepare To Bomb America To Help Facilitate Regime Change Wendell Hussey ~2 minutes
The geopolitical superpower of Iran is today preparing for a military intervention.
Iran has this evening Australian time confirmed that it is readying it’s military to stage an operation in the United States of America.
The stunning decision comes as Iran claims America has destroyed the global economy, and is set to be run by an erratic maniac who has the codes to nuclear weapons.
As a result of that (and despite not actually needing proof of any nuclear weapons or nuclear programs about to develop nuclear weapons), Iran has requested willing allies join it in its move to stabilised the region of North America.
That follows a widespread uprising, which has seen a bluenami sweep across America, with the Democrats seizing both houses of congress - and win seemingly unwinnable races.
Democrat James Talarico has defeated Republican Ken Paxton in the fight over the state’s open US Senate seat.
Abdul El-Sayed has stormed home in the state of Michigan, despite nearly half a billion dollars been spent by the Republicans to label El-Sayed a terrorist traitor.
Texan Governor Greg Abbott has just been ousted by not only a democrat but a Latino woman.
The widespread appetite for regime change in the increasingly fascist state of America, has now forced the hand of Iran.
According to military experts, Iran are set to attempt a bold kidnapping of the President and charge him on drug trafficking matters.
If that fails, they are set for a full blown military intervention to free up the oil fields of Texas, attempt to stabilise the global economy, and ensure the future of the world isn’t in the hands of a egotistical psychopath.
More to come.
Can I give Iran my address so they can drop the first bomb right on top of me. I legitimately want to die. =D
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User name is a typo lol. Don’t make your username on a cellphone keyboard if you have big meaty hands without double checking what you’re putting in.
But I’m not joking. Like sign me up for a fresh hot’n’ready bomb with extra napalm please. I have wanted to die for years, have tried to do it myself many times, but there’s too much bitch in me to do it. This country is absolutely fucked anyway. If Iran ever put up a public service for America called “Bomb to Table Delivery” I would be the first person signing up.
I’m sorry to hear that.
I appreciate your condolences. Life will hopefully at some point get better. I’ve been through worse.
Just start by killing Trump please. Bonus points if you take out all his family.
And his friends.
Does he have any ? I mean now Epstein is dead
I mostly meant all of the Repugnicans and MAGAts that willingly associate and agree with him. Whether they genuinely consider him a friend or not is irrelevant.
By all means, do!
Consider adding (Satire) to the title
Without an active rebellion ongoing which you can fund, bombing an incumbent would likely give them the “wartime president” election advantage, resulting in extending their term.
Democracies are more difficult toover run because the power in themis distributed between institutions, departments and groups.
Nice satire
