very on “BRAND” with him.
Here’s hoping his victims find some peace and satisfaction from the verdict.
Also, fuck, he has three kids (2, 6 and 8) and they’re losing their papa. I gotta say, my heart goes out to them - what a fucking shame for them.
In fairness though, their papa is Russell Brand. It could be worse.
yeah, i had a nutso, narcissistic father myself, he did have no qualms about me moving out when i was 15, but i still wish i had been able to get away from him sooner, the older i get the more i see his influence on me
Who is he and why should I care?
Always the ones you most suspect.
If only he had found that passage in Isaiah
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
The Onion. On point as always…
god forgives him though.
Well, as long as he can find the right page.
What’s the old saying? “Kill them all and let God sort em out”? Personally I rather like that concept, damned be to the gods for mans justice is far more immediate and if they do have an issue then come down and make a case.
Pretending to be a christian for the last year was very productive Russel. Time well spent. Looks like you will have time to find that favorite bible verse.
Fun fact: Russell Brand was baptised by Best Grylls in the Thames.
Knowing the water quality is the Thames…
What a wild set of words.
Yeah, Bear Grylls is an Anglican, but looking at his wiki he is nowhere as weird as Brand.
He looks like the “before meth” picture to Asmongold’s “after meth”
I wonder if he flipped through his bible that he never read during the verdict.
Very on Brand.
Can’t believe that once in my naive teenage years I liked this guy. Thankfully it didn’t take me long to see through his bullshit. He’s a piece of shit.
A lot of us did.
I’m not familiar with him, what was the appeal?
He was anti-Church before it was cool. Also used words very quickly, but never particularly well.
I don’t get people who gravitate towards fast talking gibberish spewers. Someone being difficult to understand doesn’t make them insightful.
Back in the 2000s he kind of had a reputation as a “ladies man” who was confident, funny, and charming and who could sleep with any woman he wanted. At least, that was the perception I and many other people at the time had of him. Although even then there were real ones who seen straight through his act.
Naturally, as a teenage boy I wanted to be just like him and I looked up to him as a blueprint for how to be desirable to women. It’s a good thing that after a couple of years I began to see him for what he was and is. First and foremost a predator, but also a grifter and a liar.
What, am I the only person who always found his looks offputting? It’s like he has some money and okayish starting parameters, but went through typical sleazy ‘pickup artist’ bullshit. Silk shirts and such, eugh.
Earlier version of Andrew Tate?
More like Johnny Depp wannabe. Different vibes. He did end up joining the alt right circuit, but that was more the conspiracy side and through rogan. He leaned full on into the new-age-Jesus aesthetic at some point, so the fascist adjacent crystal mommy to anti-vax pipeline seemed like a layup i Imagine
So yeah, comparable but a different type of grifter
There is still good news in these humorless times.
I think its weird to know Katy Perry loved and married and divorced a rapist.
she obviously has horrible taste in men.
So, you’re saying I have a shot?
Well, I mean, can you do better than Justin Trudeau?
Don’t let your dreams be dreams, bro.
