okay buddy pay up
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Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa’s obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes…
Please.
Please.ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
Golden potato don’t let me down
Edit: Had a rough and forgetful morning the next day. Would not recommend
Nice
Is this like those email chains from the 2000s era when they say things like “forward this to everyone in your contacts for good luck” and then spend 5 paragraphs telling you about all the horrendous and grotesque things that will befall you if you don’t forward it to everyone in your contacts?
The original pre-Internet chain letters were even better. Some promised good fortune of you continued the chain, and horrible consequences if you didn’t, but often they were money making schemes. You would receive a list of names, and you would send a dime, or a dollar, to the name at the top of the list, remove that name, and put your own at the bottom. If everyone stuck with the chain, and sent the money, then eventually your name would rise to the top of the list, and money would start pouring into your mailbox. Theoretically.
Most states made them illegal.
You know what, fuck it, I’m pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you…
I, too, am desperate for good news
You know what? I have more faith in this golden potato than I do humanity. So go, golden potato. Do your thing.
As a senior galactic acolite and close member of the potato family, we aknowledge your prayers.
Better results than I ever got from Catholicism…
Potato not global yet, systems have there own disfuntion.
And FUCK the catholic church, they alowed and were systematic in covering up abuse in my Family and Church.
Fuck them, Fuck religion.
No famine please
