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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days ago

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days ago
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  • anewfox@lemmy.zip
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    20 days ago

    i maintain that the reason everyone on the internet hates php is because the devs who write php code all day go home to their spouse and kids after work instead of arguing on the internet.

    cuz, nobody really treats any other language like this, even though… gestures to npm and pypi’s constant security flaws

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      Big of true.

      ~It’s true. Am PHP dev.~

  • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is big news because PHP is so widely popular.

    But everything else has also been hacked or will be.

    Nobody gives a turd when Ruby on Rails goes down. lol

    https://thehackernews.com/2026/09/openai-agents-linked-to-rubygems.html

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    I’m trying to find a new job here in Japan. So much of it is PHP and Ruby. I’m already depressed enough as it is!

    • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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      We switched from Laravel to Ruby on Rails. God, I miss Laravel. It’s like I’m sent back 5 years into the past!

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      Ruby, for network stuff? How? Why?

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        The guy who made ruby was japanese so lots of adoption and documentation. I spent years doing perl in the past and ruby was based on that, but I generally prefer compiled to interpreted. I would take ruby over php though

  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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    You’ll notice he didn’t say: “security”

    • BorgDrone@feddit.nl
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      The S in PHP stands for security.

      • chraebsli@programming.dev
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        the S in four stands for security also

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