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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

Anon cheers up a friend

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Anon cheers up a friend

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    OP sexually harasses friend and wonders why friend is angry and no longer wants to talk.

    Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

    • we is doomed!@lemmy.world
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      Clearly, anytime a friend of mine is sad about their life I should send them a picture of my dick.

      hey fren!

  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Turns out, OP ist an overweight cis dude and the tits were covered in chicken nugget grease

  • southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic)@sh.itjust.works
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    Fake: anon had friends.

    Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they’re the gayest thing a man can do

    • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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  • Baggie@lemmy.zip
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    Seems like an over reaction, unless the idea of boning had been brought up and rejected prior. Then it’d probably sting a bit.

    • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You’re entirely correct.

      The only problem is, you’re applying logic and real human empathy, to an imaginary story, meant to draw upon the self-pity and jealousy of incels, in order to get engagement.

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