This is a kind of whisper-down-the-lane problem, except you have to add that at each step as the details are communicated up the chain, each person summarizes them based on their understanding and their expectation about what their direct supervisor can understand. And many of the people in that chain really have less than a basic understanding of what the system does, to say nothing of how it does it.

Now, in addition to that, insert an intermediary step between each one, where a hallucination-prone AI summarizes what the previous person said.

Turns out ‘move fast and break things’ isn’t a great strategy when it comes to maintaining national infrastructure that people’s lives depend on.

And I hate the hour-long cleaning!

If you came into some kind of container, it wouldn’t take an hour to clean… But it would still be inconvenient needing to then somehow dispose of all that jizz…

Also - no private donations from oligarchs for things like vanity projects…

Donations, sure… But they have to go straight into the general fund, and Congress decides how that money will be spent.

Those poll workers still on the job counting votes are probably starting to get pretty resentful about her opponent still not conceding.

Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.

Yes, someone with serious digestive issues like Crohn’s disease could potentially accomplish this feat.

The cum in the ass would have to stay there for a long time.

Depends on your timing. All you have to do is wait a while before the back door party.

Have you ever eaten so much that you ended up shitting out undigested food? Probably not. Normally, you’d puke long before that happened.

Jellyfish, starfish, sea urchins, sponges, coral, etc … along with quite a lot of microscopic organisms.

And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear

Yes, but by the time it gets to the rear, it won’t be ‘cum’ anymore.

nutritional value of semen

To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you’d need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That’s between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.

However, you’ll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren’t typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you’d probably want a fiber supplement as well.

Right? I should threaten to sue Meta and TikTok!

Yeah, lol. Call me back when the judge is done “blasting” and starts handing out fines and/or prison sentences.

Very true. Empathy must be learned.

Usually, that would happen in early childhood … but with the way certain political movements have been villainizing empathy, I’m concerned that there might be half a generation of kids currently growing up whose parents actively avoided teaching them empathy…

Hopefully not on MS servers, though…

Who says it was an outside aggressor? Could have been someone in the US who did it.

Given the current state of things, it could be an 11-year-old kid who asked Claude to do it for him.

so they’d be especially fucked in that case.

They might even have to pay a small fine for lying about it!

it could be fall out of data breaches if the Microsoft outage was CVE related

That would make so much sense…

1: Microsoft gets hacked, majorly. (Probably because they relied too heavily on AI slop code and that code was not secure.) Huge amount of customer data is getting compromised, and the only sure way they know how to stop it is to literally unplug and shut down the servers. This begins the MS outage.

2: While MS does damage control and public relations spin to try and hide how they just compromised all their clients’ data, the hackers are busy looking through all the data they managed to get out before it was shut down.

3: The hackers found some password or credentials in that stolen data that granted them access to FAA systems, and they used it to shut down FAA communication. FAA grounds flights. (Meanwhile, MS is still down, still pretending they didn’t get hacked.)

I think that’s my new headcanon for now.