“Email’s down and plane’s aren’t flying, guess it’s time to walk to Oregon!”

Along with all the other previous dead diseases making their rounds in America, dysentery is going to make a comeback.

[8-bit O Susanna plays]

Too late … I’ve died of Dysentery

Oregon Trail mentioned!

Link to the real Oregon Trail:

https://indianlandtenure.itch.io/when-rivers-were-trails

There are a bunch of web sites that you can play it on in your browser, too.

No sorry Oregon is full. You’ll have to stop in like Idaho… Or something… Don’t look it up. Full.

…You’re not a banker, are you?

I’ll be the one with twelve clocks