Crab spider robots. They can traverse the house clinging to the ceiling. Fold laundry with 7 appendages at once. Chop veggies, stir the sauce, and operate the fleshlight attachment all at once.

Absolutely. They work out together, slap each other’s rumps after a game, and console one another when one of them is having a nightmare

Did you have a hard time waking your digestive tract from its hibernation afterwards?

I did a 5 day fast once and it took me a week more before I could poop again. These days if I fast longer than a day, I eat one large raw carrot each morning, it’s caloric value when raw is basically nothing because the body has to spend so much energy breaking it down, but the fibre in it keeps my digestive tract ticking over just enough so it doesn’t hibernate.

Assign heads yes, tails no. Flip a coin, catch it, cover it. Ask yourself if you’re hoping to see heads or tails. Don’t look at the coin flip result. Do what you were hoping for.

It’s grim that it comes to that but vego meals can be way cheaper and also much easier to prepare. Prep equipment can just be rinsed off with water mostly, and veg is much more tolerant of being undercooked and overcooked so you can save heaps of time and effort compared to regular meat meals.

The govt really shouldn’t open up that can of worms.

Thanks for the intel

New friends from all over the world!

Not sure I understand, how does someone flex about an app?

Gimme that beak life for crushing seeds and nuts

Lil group project

Well I know what two of them are for

I’d just like to point out that while I understand the reason, I’m just not willing to explain that to people anymore in all them words so now I just say IDK

Were changing the name from New York City to New York Tiddies

Every post has an AI summary of the comments pinned at the top. You can’t disable it. It hallucinates.

If you’re not on nightly alpha builds are you even a true wokie?

My hovercraft is full of eels

Practice your scowling, your disdainful glare, your sullen contemptuous mess, and your middle-distance stare.

I decided not to have kids too. My wife understands, but my two sons are a bit shaken by it.