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bro, smokin 2 j’s to myself and thinking that i’m not about to create a goblin concoction of whatever i can toss in a bowl or eat straight from the jar, is downright silly. absolutely whimsical thinking. in a state like that, i’ll eat anything remotely edible
Hmmm… edibles
Mmmm… Goblin…
Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.
Fun fact, if you do OPs strategy for long enough you can completely eliminate having any kind of appetite.
never heard of this. how does that work?
I don’t know what the biological mechanism is. But if you talk to doctors or nurses that work in high volume general medicine like an Urgent Care or ER, they are bound to have anecodotes. Sometimes it comes with CHS, not sure if it’s actually related or a coincidence.
Wait for real?
Yeah. Don’t do it, having an appetite is important. It will ruin your relationship with food.
I would be so messed up… I did it once and feinted… I saw light at the end of a tunnel and only to be slapped back to life.
I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…
Shmoke and a pancake?
Crepe and a bong?
Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard
I have never been that high in my entire life.
If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.
someone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts
We could call it /c/treehouse
Treehouse is the name of a cyberspace hangout in the scifi series Otherland by Tad Williams, just popped back in my mind how good and more and more relevant that series is. Should give it a reread…
I thought that’s what we were already doing. Isn’t that what social media is for?
I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.
Smoke 2 joints in the morning
Smoke 2 joints at night
Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
Makes me feel alright…
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, then I smoke 2 joints.
Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”
My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
“Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”
And now I’ve got that guitar solo in my head. Hell yeah
SmOke tWo JoInTs : https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM
I smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
And then i smoke two more
I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every 10,000 points
I smoke two Joints
Here’s to you, Bradley
Possibly the oldest I’ve ever felt was realizing that the baby in the Santeria video is now in his thirties and the singer of the band
“I ain’t got no crystal ball”
It gets a lot worse when you saw those fuckers live in concert more than once, and now you’re wondering what that means about how old you are now…
Edit: I already went through a solid 10 years of trying to reconcile Bradley and the bands affect and influence on my personal heroin addiction. I think I finally came to terms with that around 2007 or so, a few years after I finally kicked
I took all of that very personally
Pool Shark hits real weird for you I bet
I don’t want to disappoint you, but I don’t know what that is
A song about Brad’s heroin addiction
Oh, didn’t know you were referring to the song. Sorry.
But… Aren’t they all kinda about his heroin addiction?
Just remember that not everyone reacts the same to substances. If it isn’t for you, then it isn’t for you.
Can it be for me then?
I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.
You fat push over, get out there and live your life, take a walk bra. Edited the word bro to bra ;)
2 joints
Humongous platter of various veggies and fruits and salad with low cal dressings.
Like just so much produce.
Become a plant
It sounds fun but two joints back to back is gonna make me super paranoid lol
90s joints hit different
For real. Can we have 90s weed again? I want to puff on a joint all evening and get a good buzz, not be spun out of my gourd.
Idk bout your area but if you shop around your local dispo’s (assuming a legal state) you can still find older strains for sale that lab test under 15%THC. They’re way nicer to smoke over longer periods than the industrial 25-30%THC stuff most places push now.
My local dispo has joints with 9% THC and 11% CBD, and I swear, it’s just like the 90s shit
I’m gonna have to look for this!
The best part is the low THC content weed is usually cheaper than the “one puff will blow your brains out your butthole” variety.
Try cutting it with lavender or camomile. Less weed per toke, good tasting filler that relaxes you.
This is pro advice, agreed
Raspberry leaf or mugwort makes for a good filler too. Won’t do anything extra but they smoke nice
Very interesting. I love chamomile tea, does smoking it have similar effects?
I find it does. Though, it is with weed so yaknow.
I remember back in the 90s reading that the weed then was vastly more potent than weed from the 60s
I think you’re right. My dad tells me stories about back in the 70s at parties, the people who were smoking weed were smoking joints all night like they were cigarettes and just getting a good buzz. That’s what I want.
That’s what I grew up smoking in highschool lol some of the shit they make today leaves me curled up shivering under a blanket… Lately I’ve been making a drink with that new Cheech and Chong “Judges Stash” and Crystal Light. I sip on it for a while and it just mellows me out after work
I learned recently that most modern marijuana strains have essentially the maximum amount of THC that is physically possible (about 30 wt% of dry flower), and now the main differentiator between strains is the turpene content. There are many different kinds of terpenes, and they result in significantly different experience profiles. Here is a leafy link with more info: https://www.leafly.com/news/strains-products/top-cannabis-strains-and-terpenes
Humulene has an appetite suppressant effect, but it is rarely the dominant terpene.
Meanwhile here I’m getting angry reading complaints from potheads who don’t have to spin the roulette as to whether they’re gonna be couch-bound or bouncing around on any given day.
Wouldn’t work for me, weed makes me hungry
The trick is to get healthy munchies.
Don’t get a pizza, get a grain bowl. Or a parfait. E’rybody loves parfait.
That’s what I mostly do but the issue is amount. Proper munchies will easily let me down an entire bag of nuts but that’s like a gazillion calories.
That’s not necessarily munchies…I did that once before I ever smoked, with a 1lb bag of almonds up all night cramming for finals in HS.
Really I didn’t intend to stay up all night studying…I spent most of the night trying to pass almond paste through my sphincter. And then sitting uncomfortably and tired through all the tests the next day.
I think that’s an anecdote more related to Binge Eating Disorder, which is often linked to ADHD.
Yeah guilty as charged and undiagnosed as fuck. We get by…
While high on 420, I made the questionable choice to spend $100 on pizza. I later realized it wasn’t that bad of a choice after all, because I had leftovers for days
I’ve done the same with Chinese food. I fucking love Chinese food, and it leftovers really well.
