Don’t cover the windshield. They need to come out in the morning, running behind, and stop to think if they can drive to work with the tagging or stay home because they know they’re making the wrong choices in life. That critical analysis in their head should hit hard.

Fuck you, Schumer! The only thing you represent is money! I don’t trust him at all. He should not be in any position of authority or power

I just got a message from a friend in North Carolina that she was going to her rural polling place and the local sheriff had a road block up about a mile from the polling place. They were checking drivers licenses and IDs.

This is obviously hearsay, but she got a picture of the road block and I encouraged her to post it on Reddit (she isn’t aware of lemmy), report it to the local news, and the NC election board.

EDIT: she did report it to the election board. Her husband is voting later today and he’ll see if the road block is still there. I imagine lots of people will report it if it goes all day. Especially after work.

My sister had a practical joke to use on her daughter. When she was only a toddler, she kept saying in conversation that Jessica Simpson was OJ Simpson’s daughter. Not all the time, just when it came up. We all thought it was hilarious, and it’s pretty minor. The idea is that one day, her daughter will say it to someone else and get corrected.

Then the ease of fact checking that online made it impractical.

Then someone we never counted on - that daughter, being in high school, didn’t know or care about either of those people. They don’t come up in ANY conversations between high school kids. Or even us, at that point. One day, my sister brought it up and the kid goes “who?” And it dawned on her that it would never pay off. She told her and it was just an awkward silence followed by “um, ok?” Or something like that.

I guess the joke is on my sister for getting old?