Breasts are not a sweat and bacteria infected place any more than your hands would be on their own. No more than handling your phone day to day. You’re misinformed.

You caught me.

Sure. Start going to the bathroom every time your nipple has an itch and we can start a productive conversation.

The problem is the inherent sexualization of breasts which make you feel like it should be a dirty act for a woman to adjust herself.

Breasts are not genitals.

You guys just shake those weenies off at the urinal and leave it to marinate in there. Get off your high horse, lads.

You’re right, tits and balls are identical. Men go topless in public and now its time to lose those bottoms too. Let the boys breathe. Pave the way, friend.

Comparing women’s breasts to genitals feels sexist, but I can’t put my finger on why. Why are women’s breasts here considered as dirty as genitals? None of this really sits right with me.

I don’t know many women who keep things in their bras, but I also don’t know many men who have breast pockets. Only, I do. They’re on every polo shirt.

I’m just tired of the inherent meanness. A man can scratch his nipples in public no big deal. Women are forced into this constraining contraptions because of societal standards and occasionally have to adjust so they’re not in pain and its disgusting. Equally as disgusting as scratching at your genitals… But women have genitals of their own and often wear constraining underwear and restrain themselves from adjusting unless they’re in a bathroom.

Balls and tits do not equate. Balls and Labia equate. Nipples are nipples on men and women.

To each their own.

And balls might have cum and saliva leftovers. So what?

Cinnamon getting into your eyes is too spicy. Gimme the milk eyes.

Who said something was wrong with it?

I think balls have piss and pubes on them and tits don’t. That’s the big difference.

This was really a productive conversation. I’m glad things worked out so well for you and i wish nothing but success to you and your country in the future. But in case things ever don’t work out the way you want, remember the advice you gave me. Shut up.

But, but… Epstein didn’t kill himself

Three kittens were a mewing. They did not want to sleep. Their momma was a purring. They wanted to play hide and seek.

The first kitten hid in a drawer. The second hid in the closet. The third kitten hid under the bed.

They didn’t make a peep.

Momma went looking. No kittens to be found. She was still a purring but the kittens made no sounds. Momma got so sleepy, the kittens were sleepy too. Hide and seek was a failure. Bedtime came too soon.

Birds chirped in the morning. The rays of sun began to creep.

The first kitten came out of the drawer yelping meep meep meep. Momma kissed this kitten and her achey little neck. She sat her down for breakfast, a bowl of milk and a snack.

The second kitten creaked out of the closet. He yelped ouch ouch ouch. Momma kissed this kitten and sat him on the couch. He had an achey hiney and a hunger for some food. Momma gave him gravy and that helped his kitten mood.

The third kitten was still missing, but Momma heard his snores. She checked under the bed, where he was sleeping on dusty boards. The third kitten was so dirty, so she left him in the tub. She had to wash his whiskers and he could only shrug. The third kitten ate some cheese, as it was all that was left. Momma went a hungry, but thats how being Momma went.

The next night the kittens heard it was bedtime, but they didn’t dare to fuss. They loved their purring Momma and how often she would fuss.

So if you’re feeling sleepy, please lay right there in bed. But if you hide, ill go seeking, cause that’s the Mommas lament.

Directions unclear. Now I have a bunch of piss filled water balloons and no more friends.

Better out than in

He just wanted to fit in

You, sir, have a lot of culture.

More cheese? Just say when.

Yea. Spill the tea!! My bestie went on holiday to Spain for her bday alone and I told her it was a bad idea. She has been calling me daily to tell me how lonely she is.

I’m hoping more tiktok trends about reading books gets to them and they get a bit smarter. Its truly my hope.