Lmao let’s not pretend urine doesn’t go anywhere but from urethra to toilet. The only people who would read this and think “no, my balls are definitely clean after work and using the bathroom x times today” are either incapable of critical thinking, or 6 and haven’t figured out how liquids work yet.
Anyone with a penis knows shaking it doesn’t keep things clean, and that last little drop of pee likes to try and hang around. And that’s assuming you aren’t a grower who might actually be able to pee on their balls without meaning to.
My dude, if you want to go around with a bunch of guys holding your balls for physical or emotional support, interacting with people who just moments before their hand met yours was also holding themselves, you go for it.
Until then, maybe adjust yourself in the bathroom and wash your hands afterward.
Clean guys don’t. Clean guys stand there for 5 extra mins, wipe off with TP, then paper towels, then wash weenie in sink, then put under sanitizer dispenser and spray the sucker down. And if you don’t carry around bleach wipes you are a fool.
Put more pockets on/in women’s clothing to (partially) solve the second one. It IS incredibly convenient storage, but can get uncomfortable depending on the stiffness/shape of the item. It’s always fun to forget you tucked some money in there and find out you’re more rich than you thought when you take it off and the bills come fluttering to the ground. 😆
(Also, almost nobody is going to try to steal it when it’s locked in the boob safe.)
Purse? Clutch? I use a bag or backpack if I have stuff to carry that doesn’t fit in pockets, or I’m wearing sweats that only have two pockets. I know if I need more pockets to just not wear those though that day. It’s a choice to wear those limited clothes or to leave without something to carry it.
You have two, or you use your arm to hold it against your body. This isn’t a new problem, it’s never needed to stuff something in a bra.
How do people without bras handle those problems? Lmfao. Seriously.
I usually just place the item on the ground for a few seconds if I need to open a door or something, you’re creating problems that don’t exist to justify something that shouldn’t be done.
You’re right, tits and balls are identical. Men go topless in public and now its time to lose those bottoms too. Let the boys breathe.
Pave the way, friend.
Comparing women’s breasts to genitals feels sexist, but I can’t put my finger on why. Why are women’s breasts here considered as dirty as genitals? None of this really sits right with me.
I don’t know many women who keep things in their bras, but I also don’t know many men who have breast pockets. Only, I do. They’re on every polo shirt.
I’m just tired of the inherent meanness. A man can scratch his nipples in public no big deal. Women are forced into this constraining contraptions because of societal standards and occasionally have to adjust so they’re not in pain and its disgusting. Equally as disgusting as scratching at your genitals… But women have genitals of their own and often wear constraining underwear and restrain themselves from adjusting unless they’re in a bathroom.
Balls and tits do not equate. Balls and Labia equate. Nipples are nipples on men and women.
I wonder what it’d be like to have just the boys hanging out, berries but no dingle.
Like a tube top for my peen (cock top?) and the nuts just get to dangle, but then you’d need some system to cover your butt. I guess a thong could work with a larger front.
But then you’d basically just be reinventing a goose egg through your underwear. I don’t think the cock top idea would be very lucrative either
No, it’s the fact that you’re touching a sweat and bacteria infested place, you should wash your hands after touching your breasts or any other area like that. So if you do that in the middle of a hallway? How are you cleaning your hands before touching a door handle?
And yet women in public will just go and give the girls and adjustment. Double standards, since it’s actually only okay for one to be done in public.
I think balls have piss and pubes on them and tits don’t. That’s the big difference.
That reminds me. It’s time to piss on my balls again. Lads, who’s with me?
Lmao let’s not pretend urine doesn’t go anywhere but from urethra to toilet. The only people who would read this and think “no, my balls are definitely clean after work and using the bathroom x times today” are either incapable of critical thinking, or 6 and haven’t figured out how liquids work yet.
Anyone with a penis knows shaking it doesn’t keep things clean, and that last little drop of pee likes to try and hang around. And that’s assuming you aren’t a grower who might actually be able to pee on their balls without meaning to.
My dude, if you want to go around with a bunch of guys holding your balls for physical or emotional support, interacting with people who just moments before their hand met yours was also holding themselves, you go for it.
Until then, maybe adjust yourself in the bathroom and wash your hands afterward.
fun fact - in most males the tip of the penis extends beyond the balls… We don’t piss on our balls.
Are you high?
Splashback dude, splashback. Usually imperceptibly, but it will build up over the day.
Also, you telling me you’ve never needed a pee so bad that it blasted out like a pressure washer? And that gets even more splashback
You aren’t wrong but you seem to be thinking of circumsized men, the foreskin normally keeps that last drop contained
You guys just shake those weenies off at the urinal and leave it to marinate in there. Get off your high horse, lads.
Clean guys don’t. Clean guys stand there for 5 extra mins, wipe off with TP, then paper towels, then wash weenie in sink, then put under sanitizer dispenser and spray the sucker down. And if you don’t carry around bleach wipes you are a fool.
In a public toilet? Those usually have no privacy on the sinks
That really depends on the set of boobs.
Only if you don’t shake it enough or don’t have proper hygiene
Most men in modern times shave. Besides, there’s hair on your face too. Your lips is the same type of skin as your anus, how does that make you feel?
I don’t think 51% of men shave their balls dude
Those who commonly have sex, I’m pretty sure they do. I’m not talking about old people, “sigmas” or religious folks. Who the hell likes a jungle?
They do when I’m around.
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Tits have sweat and can also have milk, there’s literally zero difference, both are disgusting.
And don’t get me started on storing money or phones in there, that’s just wrong on every level.
Milk is not disgusting, it’s baby food.
While that’s true, I wouldn’t try to stuck the leakage out of a bra either
It must be powdered!
Neither is sweat in CERTAIN situations. If it’s not wanted, it’s disgusting, it’s a rather simple concept really.
I wasn’t disagreeing about sweat.
Things can be unwanted without being disgusting. It is a rather simple concept really.
Put more pockets on/in women’s clothing to (partially) solve the second one. It IS incredibly convenient storage, but can get uncomfortable depending on the stiffness/shape of the item. It’s always fun to forget you tucked some money in there and find out you’re more rich than you thought when you take it off and the bills come fluttering to the ground. 😆
(Also, almost nobody is going to try to steal it when it’s locked in the boob safe.)
Purse? Clutch? I use a bag or backpack if I have stuff to carry that doesn’t fit in pockets, or I’m wearing sweats that only have two pockets. I know if I need more pockets to just not wear those though that day. It’s a choice to wear those limited clothes or to leave without something to carry it.
Yeah, I use those too, but it just doesn’t always work out that way.
So carry it in your hands instead of putting it in a sweat and bacteria laden place….
But what if I need my hands? I’d rather put it there than hold it in my mouth.
(Also, a lot of sweat and bacteria on people’s hands.)
You have two, or you use your arm to hold it against your body. This isn’t a new problem, it’s never needed to stuff something in a bra.
How do people without bras handle those problems? Lmfao. Seriously.
I usually just place the item on the ground for a few seconds if I need to open a door or something, you’re creating problems that don’t exist to justify something that shouldn’t be done.
And tits might have cum and saliva leftovers, so what?
And balls might have cum and saliva leftovers. So what?
So there’s no big difference
You’re right, tits and balls are identical. Men go topless in public and now its time to lose those bottoms too. Let the boys breathe. Pave the way, friend.
Comparing women’s breasts to genitals feels sexist, but I can’t put my finger on why. Why are women’s breasts here considered as dirty as genitals? None of this really sits right with me.
I don’t know many women who keep things in their bras, but I also don’t know many men who have breast pockets. Only, I do. They’re on every polo shirt.
I’m just tired of the inherent meanness. A man can scratch his nipples in public no big deal. Women are forced into this constraining contraptions because of societal standards and occasionally have to adjust so they’re not in pain and its disgusting. Equally as disgusting as scratching at your genitals… But women have genitals of their own and often wear constraining underwear and restrain themselves from adjusting unless they’re in a bathroom.
Balls and tits do not equate. Balls and Labia equate. Nipples are nipples on men and women.
To each their own.
I wonder what it’d be like to have just the boys hanging out, berries but no dingle.
Like a tube top for my peen (cock top?) and the nuts just get to dangle, but then you’d need some system to cover your butt. I guess a thong could work with a larger front.
But then you’d basically just be reinventing a goose egg through your underwear. I don’t think the cock top idea would be very lucrative either
Ah well thank you for the thought exercise
The problem is thinking it’s okay to do in public. Go to the bathroom like anyone else.
Also a polo shirt has a degree of separation, stuffing stuff in a bra holds it against you creating a pocket of sweat as well.
I would have a problem with anything held against the skin, don’t stuff things in a sock either.
Sure. Start going to the bathroom every time your nipple has an itch and we can start a productive conversation.
The problem is the inherent sexualization of breasts which make you feel like it should be a dirty act for a woman to adjust herself.
Breasts are not genitals.
Coom brain just wants to see more topless women 😭
No, it’s the fact that you’re touching a sweat and bacteria infested place, you should wash your hands after touching your breasts or any other area like that. So if you do that in the middle of a hallway? How are you cleaning your hands before touching a door handle?