Well done. This is just perfect.

So, the question is what the fuck did you do to your neighbors that got them all so pissed off that they all decided to give your kid a rock instead of candy for Halloween?

Harold and Maude.

It’s even worse when a cat stands on top of a dresser or some such and just pukes down the front of it and gravity just continues dragging the stuff stuck at the top down to the bottom, and when you get home it’s partially dried on the drawers with ooey gooey stuff in the spaces between the drawers. So much fun.