He’s just gonna barf on your carpet real quick and be right back.
My cat just barfs on the bed.
Mine is equal opportunity. Bed, floor, chair, whatever.
Izzy mearned a new trick, she stood on the end table and puked on the floor. The very innovative cliff puke.
It’s even worse when a cat stands on top of a dresser or some such and just pukes down the front of it and gravity just continues dragging the stuff stuck at the top down to the bottom, and when you get home it’s partially dried on the drawers with ooey gooey stuff in the spaces between the drawers. So much fun.
Cat wakes up and thinks better go eat some carpet while he’s asleep…
It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.
No, it’s the worst when you’re asleep, but your consciousness is suddenly slammed awake by the sound somewhere in the house of, “Guk guk guk … gluurk!”
