You are absolutely right to be upset about that mid-air collision. I should have accounted for military air traffic when plotting the landing sequence. Here are the reasons why I omitted that data in this instance….

Stroklahoma

According to the Epstein emails, there wasn’t a place for him in the dysfunctional society either.

He truly is a twat

I had just completed my required scheduled enterprise password update when things went all screwy. That usually happens on a password update but it seemed extra bitter this time around.

All the while I still endured a stream of Teams nonsense. Figures

Not if Schumer has his say in it. He will make sure it never happens until he says it can.

Pedophile, insurrectionist, stochastic terrorist says what?

This whole encounter left a bad taste in her mouth.

Brave Sir Johnson ran away…

“Wut’s the number after, uh, four, six, six, uh, sevun, sevun, five?”

-receives blank stares

Wow. He really is as dumb as I thought. As much as I would appreciate him investing the kind of money that would be required to orbit a viable data center into things humanity actually needs, I would also be perfectly happy witnessing him blow hundreds of billions on a fruitless project. Dumb shit doesn’t even understand basic physics and thermodynamics. It just demonstrates how he is an “ideas man” while actual smart people carry him on their shoulders. Wish he would just fuck off to mars already.

He can now continue to pursue his interest as a hip-hop artist.

Yeah, I ran out of time looking for one that’s up to date. It’s a good appetizer though.

Nope, he gets to stay right fucking here and stand trial for his crimes.

That blowjob demonstrated that he could be easily compromised. Ridiculously easy, really. Granted this administration has proven that corruption and kompramat is actually a rite of passage rather than being truly scandal-worthy, so yeah. We screwed

Thinking the department of jack-offs will do anything aggressive toward this pedophile shithead is laughable.

I call that Pedophile Intelligence.

A Latin American illegally entering the US on a revoked passport? How much would you bet ICE would cuff him at the airport if he was anyone else?

Things that have frequently harmed children

• drag shows
• giant-ass pickup trucks
• trans rights
• pedophiles
• gay marriage
• missile strikes
• banned books
• firearms
• birth control access
• churches
• racism
• education
• ignorance

Who is fighting to protect what here?

Hey, it was pretty perceptive of you to be scared of Jeffry Jones as a kid.