Oh those Danes.

Oh come on, that has to be intentional/ a gag.

Work smart not hard. The mountain is just a big ol’ boulder anyways, mission accomplished.

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Always looking for new books to read, thanks friendo!

Lastly, he’d blow of the top of her head.

Ejaculation of semen is entirly involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El’s semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine-gun bullet(3).

Artifical insemination may give us better results.

(3)One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy’s puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?

What a wild ride.

Why does their relationship end? Racing isn’t the only thing Mr.Monkey does at Mach 5 speed.

“Boo! You suck, ghost!” - the crowd

I don’t think so. I think it’s peter and maryjane talking about what costumes they’ll wear later.

The 4th panel is maryjane, dressed as poison ivy, commenting that Peter’s venom (blackface) costume is a bad idea.

The clue is in the earlier panel where Peter talks about taking a break from fighting crime. Traditionally, venom isn’t a crime fighter but a villain. Or at least an anti hero.

He’s dressed up as venom, but it looks like blackface. Which has a history of being used terribly, and racism, so he will get cancelled.

Bah gawd, that man had a family!

Yeah, right! You just want us to become one of those math problem characters.

Chemical_cutthroat wants 50 pints of milk, but milk only comes in 4 Litre jugs. How many jugs must they buy to make 100% milk?

Respect the lore! Reeee!

The more the merrier.

Just needs a little sign with “Insert billionaire head here” written on it.

Much better, thanks!

Okay, but what if they also have some ridiculous 10 gallon hat on?

Great, now I got “mmm whatcha say” stuck in my head again. Thanks buddy.