Snickers
Caramac
[ discontinued in 2023 ]
Candy bars and sex reminds me of a comic, maybe it was Mad. Silly rabbit, Twix are for hookers.

Symphony
Snickers… listen, I’m not that bad in bed, come on!
Oh, god I just hope nobody puts Kinder. 😳

Username kinda checks out maybe…?

I had gone through a couple of bars before I realised it was ChocoLONELY.
Very good chocolate though.

It’s pretty good, but as time goes on there’s less and less.
Ribbed - for her pleasure.



Oh come on, that has to be intentional/ a gag.
Probably just Danish or something.
German, actually. Dick here means thick or fat as in size.
Oh those Danes.
Snickers… I’m sure god is laughing
Almond joy.
The people that like me really like me.
The people that don’t think I’m fucking disgusting.
Sometimes you feel like a nut…













