Gary’s head tits were still perky.

Same raccoon friends, same.

Rules for thee

I could really do without the random math quizzes everyday at 6am.

“Hey dad, when I’m your age how old will you be? Ok how old will my sister be? Will papa be alive and how old will he be?”

My responses: “I’ll probably be dead. She’ll be 4 years older than you. Papa might not make it another year because he eats like garbage has diabetes and heart issues.”

“Will I get diabetes?”

“Dude I just want to finish making this coffee.”

“What’s the biggest number?”

“Jesus Christ”

All TV’s will be streaming liberal episodes of Seasame Street and Arthur the episode “Mr. Ratburn and the Special Someone” on repeat.

All books in the library will be replaced with previously banned books like To Kill a Mockingbird, The Color Purple, Beloved, All Boys Aren’t Blue, and The Handmaid’s Tale.

But what if CHINA beats us to it? Do you want the planet to turn RED from communism!

Antifia is going to be pulling white conservatives out of their homes and forcing them into concentration camps. They are going to be forced to run machines that swap all the little boys penises with the little girls vaginas and add pigment to their skin if they are caucasian.

This will all be performed well their eyes are taped open and they are forced to watch liberal episodes of Seasame Street and read pages from “To Kill a Mockingbird”

He’s a giant man baby who can’t control his emotions. They might have took away all his toys now, but as soon as he gets them back.

Get ready for meme trends that confuse the hell out of you almost every week.

Push the little daisies

Im hoping the latter. I’ll have to repeat the experiment to find out.

I always wanted to do something like this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrzG5F4R3o

So they do make slutty ghost costumes.

Rather vote for fat bears than these jackasses. Missed it this year though because the website kept timing out on me.

Good to the last drop

I like these trends, it’s like doing the wave in a stadium but with memes.

I remove the background and saved it here. Pedobear Trump has escaped again.

I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?