I was shooting hockey. It wasn’t so bad.

Obama’s stand-up tour has been pretty good lately

I worked 15 hours then went to bed

That fucker should go strip it out of the warehouses full of old corporate workstations then.

Ok

“Hot missionary in your area. Are you ready for a second coming?”

No because I don’t use it. I never liked the Twitter format. 🤷‍♂️

Today I worked a corporate event. It was a lunch for all the bigwigs celebrating the completion of a freeway… that was completed 10 years ago.

These people just spend all day jerking eachother off while the guys who actually built the road are still out there working.

Sounds foolish to me

People wanted a new Twitter and just completely ignored Mastadon. 🙄

So you’re gonna skip the voting part because you’re itching to shoot people?

I agree that everyone should get prepared for the worst, but you shouldn’t definitely still go vote.

There seems a vocal bunch on the internet that doesn’t seem to realize that trans people are a minority and spend too much time insulting straight people. This isn’t all trans people though.

The trans people I know irl aren’t policing language or flying off the handle if you accidentally misgender them. They just want to live as they want. A true patriot will support their countryfolk’s right to do so. ;)

I was having a fire with my buddy a couple years back, early in his transition, and accidentally misgendered him. I was just like “oh fuck sorry, do I owe you a buck?” and we both just laughed it off and had another beer.

It’s not that hard to get along with people. 🤷‍♂️

I don’t have an opinion about trans people.

They exist. It’s fine.

I do have an opinion about people that go out of their way to make lives harder for other people though. Fuck them.

Jellyfin letting me set a number of episodes to play before it stops. 👍

Not that nieche, I bet a lot of people wanted it. Kinda surprised it took til v12

In Canada we don’t even use machines. Just mark an X and count the papers you rubes.

She built a wall and made Americans pay for it! God damn socialists! /s