I’m more surprised there aren’t any states where the official way to vote is to shoot the bubble next to your chosen candidate. But I suppose the number of counted ballots would be like 5 for the entire state.

If they could arrange for Jared Kushner to take a one way tour to a Russian refinery, they could eliminate a pretty big share of global corruption.

• Shut up!
• Why don’t you make me?
• I don’t make monkeys, I just train em!

Just because we have limited resources, and I think the energy and the resources need to be put into accountability

I’d have to agree that the military would be better served removing the administration than whatever the hell the goal is with Iran.

50 million dollars, the ransom for Kelsey Chelsea Grammer Clinton in 1998.

I feel like Saddam’s Cheesecake Factory would actually look nicer than the White House.

That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.