Aussie media likes to say someone was “slammed” for doing or saying something thats being criticized. It’s tacky and clickbaity as fuck. Half the time they were “slammed” and you look inside and it’s just someone saying “that’s really not on mate”.

At least use more modern Aussie culture for your post. We’ve done more than just rip a cone through a shark.

Western Australia got rid of daylight savings years ago and it’s literally gone unnoticed. Only reason I remember it’s a thing is the memes, or if I have to do something involving eastern states and they’re either 2 or 3 hours again depending on time of year.

That hospital has a pretty big budget for decorations

Couldn’t get 24k?

You right but it’s not my job to enlighten people. I’m rude to anyone that knocks on my door without an invitation. You’ve made my dogs bark and interrupted my day. Usually woken me up because I’m always up late.

The local JW’s descend on my neighbourhood like a flock of sundress wearing seagulls. All these women in matching flowy floral dresses hop out of their van and an old dude in a boat hat directs them around with fliers and Bibles. They’re at my door on Saturday morning at 8am. I told them I’m not interested the first time. The second time, I told them I’m going to go off at them if they wake me up again, it’s rude and I don’t want to hear anything they have to say.

The third time they came around I told them to shove their Bibles up their fucking cunts. They still woke me up the fourth time because I sleep with my window open, but they didn’t knock on my door again.

I fucking hate them, and I’m not going to change their mind even if I follow your approach. I grew up in an abusive religious household and there’s no getting through to them. They have a superiority complex about their beliefs and think they’re better than you for being a non believer. Having that conversation with them just fuels the narcissism. I’ve tried with family members as an adult and it has literally never gone anywhere except for a snarky “I’ll pray for you” when the conversation ends.

I had a 3DS back in the day and that thing gave me a headache and made my eyes hurt, even as a kid. I was annoyed they made me buy it to play the new games when I was just turning the 3D off anyways, and still had a perfectly functional DS.

I got banned for ban evasion recently. I do have two old accounts, but neither were banned before so idk why lol.

Their website is so shit that I can’t even ask why. The auto mod sent me a DM and says if I want further info to reply to that message, but I have to accept the message request. Which I can’t do because I’m banned.

I got a free google home mini back when I bought my pixel 2 like 8 years ago. I was on board for a bit, loved that I could turn my smart lights on and off with it, play music in the shower, or start a kitchen timer while my hands were dirty.

But that’s like… all it did. And after a couple of updates it didn’t even do that properly anymore and it was a fight to get it to do anything. That fucking robot voice would argue with everything before just fucking starting the timer with the same command I’d given a hundred times.

Ended up binning the thing, and throwing all my smart shit in the bin (except my dishwasher but I disconnected that too, after I had to wait for an update to use it once. And it’s operated perfectly fine without internet for like 5 years now.)

There was a dude that used to frequent the bar I worked in with the last name Fuller. We used to say he was fuller shit because he wouldn’t shut the fuck up. If we saw him coming we would run, because the first bartender he started talking to was going to be stuck there for at least two hours listening to him ramble about his whisky collection.

The man was a hoarder and an alcoholic, once bragged about how he hid $30k worth of whisky uber his baby’s crib so his wife wouldn’t find it. And that’s basically the gist of his rants, but they were unending.

This news put a smile on my face.

Commenting, even to point out that it’s rage bait, is part of the bait. It’s about engagement. (Yes I know that I, too, am contributing to the engagement by saying this)

That’s how you know that comment isn’t ai. No dash.

It could be a haiku. They don’t need to be 5-75 syllables. It’s more about an observation or a moment of clarity/realisation. The first two lines set up a concept or image, and the third line closes out the thought, usually with contrast. Just have to structure it properly.

I really love the emdash,

I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me.

Cunts.

might? You mean to tell me it didn’t already?

America is fucked and voting for anything other than the big two is throwing away your vote.