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Hell yeah. I love Europe.

Think carefully before you answer. They are watching.

Maybe just because I started out waiting like 15 seconds for a handshake when connecting to the internet, but it doesn’t bother me a bit if it helps against bots.

I haven’t heard “flick off” in a while. Ohio?

Are they in the back corner of the parking lot? Those might just be the dumpsters. 😂

Leave it to Elon to quit making one of the dumbest products in history just so he can make something even dumber.

That they don’t read books.

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I loved everything about hunting except the part where you shoot a cute forest creature, so I became a hiker. But you do you.

Oh, god I just hope nobody puts Kinder. 😳

Jeff Crank, too. He may not be as nutty as Bo Bo, but he’s just as extreme.

My friend asked how my C programming class was going. “I’m really struggling,” I replied, “I could sure use some pointers.” He said, “int* x, int* y, int* z.”

It’s an American coin worth 25 US cents, or a quarter of a US dollar. thus, it is known as a “Quarter.”

Thank you CapuccinoCoretto! For a free shitty analysis, I gotta say this was pretty on-the-nose. 😜

Sweet.

We arrived at some place and we all had backpacks. I wanted to leave my backpack in the car but the people I was with insisted we bring them in with us. We get to like a lobby or something and are informed that no backpacks are allowed, and he offers us a small cubby to put the backpacks in. My friends (I guess? I don’t remember who these people were) started arguing that it was too small, and the host kept offering us larger and larger storage spaces, until it was basically a walk-in closet, but my companions were still complaining.

“Xi Reads History Book; Realizes Taiwan Isn’t Part of China After All”

Razor focused is my new favorite flavor of Bone Apple Tea.

Booming in Taiwan. GDP growth over 10%, construction cranes everywhere you look, shops and restaurants going gangbusters. And it’s all because of the world’s insatiable appetite for AI chips. So, yah. What could go wrong?

People are never scared of the things that actually harm children. Just the shaggy dog stories.