You know how the classic saying goes.

First they came for ass-eaters, but I did not speak out because I’m not into ass-eating. Then they came for the chokers, but I did not speak out because I’m not into choking. Then they came for the lesbian smurf vore, and there was no one left to defend my kink.

You’re not supposed to eat the scented seat cover, silly.

You’re supposed to eat the ass that sat on the scented seat cover.

They just surreptitiously increase the cost of daylight a few months before, and then give you the normal price during “daylight savings”. It’s all one big scam.

For when you want to make your partner CHIM

Am man. Didn’t realise before that I wanted a tungsten cube. Now I want one.