You take these and cliff racers start attacking
** takes pill **
THREE HOURS LATER…
Wake up. We’re here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What’s your name?
Well, not even last night’s storm could wake you. I’ve heard them saying we’ve reached Morrowind; I’m sure they’ll let us go!
Quiet. Here comes the nurse.
Mm, what I’m really after is Oblivion…
Takes Pill
Passes out…
Wake up to EMT staring down at you
Hey you, you’re finally awake… Didn’t think we were going to get you back from Oblivion for a minute there…
Hi, my name’s Rumba and I’m a licensed pharmacist in four states…
/s
That just straight up Jumanjis you into the game
Oh god no I can’t get pecked to death by three cliffracers.
I played the game in VR for a bit. Cliff racers are HUGE. Much bigger than they look on the screen. My respect for Saint Jiub went way up.
I used to name myself the same name lol
Wait, you meant “Klear”? *You’re* the one that’s been blocking me from using this name on various random websites this whole time?!
I mean Jiub in Morrowind lmao
Oh. The search for my doppleganger continues…
You have any idea how fucking popular a proven Isekai pill would be… Earth would be damn near empty.
Skooma comes in pill form?
I had to read on these. Apparently they are unregulated pharmaceuticals sold as dietary supplements, because for some reason labelling things as supplements makes them out of scope for safety regulators?
And now they are game branded.
Yep, saw a video of one that was Viagra and Cialis together (which shouldn’t ever be taken together)
which shouldn’t ever be taken together
If I had to guess, I’d say that the likelihood of there being any of the active ingredient of either in the capsules is as close to zero as makes no difference, and, if there is any, it’s in doses so low that it would make even a homeopath blush, regardless of what it might say on the packaging.
Weirdly, the problem is more supplements claiming to be “all natural” and then illegally containing drugs regulated for prescription only: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/mens-health/hidden-viagra-ingredients-performance-supplements-safety-guide-rcna181692
Which country? (As though I dont already know…)
The better question might be “which state”
Might as well take one of each.
Reminds me of this guy, he cracks me up. Informative & funny.
Are they? Have they ever been less than maximum sketch?
:: takes pill ::
5 minutes after it kicks in
Me: What a fool you are. I’m a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
Cops: WTF is this dude on?!
For when you want to make your partner CHIM
It’s obviously Skooma
