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I must have very good hearing because I can hear that at arm’s length.

Democrats excrete Mike Johnson!

Got to empty a can or two of expanding foam in the engine compartment, tailpipe, and cab of the truck.

Any age is a good age for a Nazi to die.

Yes, but if the initial case fails you can’t charge them again. If you want a successful case, you gotta build up the evidence.

No. You gotta go for the less powerful first. They’re the ones that are gonna flip and start talking about the bigger ones in an attempt to save their own asses.

You vote in the men’s locker room at the gym?

I bet Ty Pinkins feels really happy about himself right now.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

I’m reserving my optimism for Wednesday morning.

Your typical murder hobbyist.

Aliens, eh? What’s their platform?

Are you kidding me? He’s not even the smartest person in his shirt.

It’d be cruel if the shark was alive while he did it.

What the fuck makes Apple think they have the right to not only spy on my private communications, but to also censor conversations between me and my wife?

He’s just a giant cockroach wearing a poorly fitting Ken Paxton suit.

The Epstein files.

Trump is afraid of the Epstein files.

I’ve seen you comment a few times about doing it “too much”, but that’s pretty ambiguous given the wide range of sexuality. There are people who are asexual and have no interest, there are people with high sex drives where “once a day” is the average, and people with sex overdrive who let it rule their life.

Maybe you just have a higher sex drive than you think you “should”. Without the context of knowing what you consider “too much” it’s difficult to have an opinion on whether it’s an actual problem or a perceived problem.

Also, that time right after you finish and everything feels disgusting and you’re wondering WTF you’re doing… That’s the refractory period. This is a biological effect ‘designed’ to stop you from going right back at it and scooping your sperm out, thus reducing the chance of pregnancy. Women typically do not feel this effect as severely because evolution wants them to make babies (I believe this is the underlying cause to why many women are multi-orgasmic and most men are not.) Similar to the variances in sex drive, the refractory period has different intensities for different people. You might have a high drive and strong refractory, which seems like a mixture for self-loathing when you add societal stigma to it.

Everything he touches turns to shit so quickly I’m starting to think he may actually be one of the apocalyptic horsemen.

Future generations of children are going to learn about King Midas and his golden touch, and his antithesis, President Trump, who destroyed anything he got close to.