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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

really like voting

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really like voting

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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    he just wants to vote with post nut clarity

    • restingOface@quokk.auOP
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      Mid-nut clarity

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    I like mail in ballots because I can vote with no pants on without catching shade from old men

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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      I have nowhere else to put this but I did my mail in ballot and put it in the post office box on the 15th instead of the county collection bin thing and I am never making that mistake again because my ballot didn’t get received until the 2nd and I was really worried.

      And of course nobody told me about trump crippling the usps for vote suppression until after I did that :(

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        Dang that sucks. I mailed mine on the 20th and it was received on the 23rd.

    • SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app
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      You vote in the men’s locker room at the gym?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        No, my ballot box doesn’t have wank curtains, just “privacy” plastic. Wank curtains are a good idea, I’ll get right on adding them.

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    Y’all are getting curtains? Every place I’ve ever voted at just gave me a desk against a wall with side flap thingies

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      Your desk was against the wall? Guess it didn’t wobble around while you colored in the circles. At least that was a useful skill to retain from high school.

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        It still wobbled. I’m pretty sure the legs were just toothpicks balanced tip to tip

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          tip to tip

          ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      Y’all got side flap thingies? We’re just raw-dogging it over here, I guess.

    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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      I can’t wank like that in the open. I mean I could, but people would be finding out way too soon and try to stop me.

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      It’s an old picture from over 10 years ago from an election in Belgium. Keeps getting reposted

  • Mike D@piefed.social
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    I voted only wearing underwear, at home, filling out the ballot.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Feels like I’m voting for nothing at all…

      • Mike D@piefed.social
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        Did you take your pants off?

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    Just the genital check Republicans demanded.

  • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Old geezer is intrigued

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      “Oh my god, we can do that? Why didn’t anyone tell me?”

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