Bill Clinton won because Ross Perot split the Republican ballot. He only received 43% of the popular vote.

Chuck Schumer fantasizes about a Republican family in Kansas when he makes decisions

It hasn’t worked yet.

The only candidates that can siphon Republican votes are other Republicans.

She was too socialist for “Republican family in Kansas” Chuck.

The last few times the Democrats held a majority in both houses, they rolled over for Republicans who were absolutely relentless in their attacks.

When Republicans held both houses, Democrats just silently let them get away with whatever, instead of going on the offensive the way they should.

Attack. Legislation isn’t going to happen. Investigate. Obstruct. Be so offensive that simply existing in Washington becomes unpalatable for Republicans.

Instead what they’ll do is send through the most milquetoast of progressive legislation, watch it get vetoed and when it comes to a point where it could actually happen, they’ll forget the ever brought it up in the first place. Like they do every time.

Hooked on… P… Puhonics? Puhooonicks.

I read that in Bobby’s voice.

This is mostly a sign that the overton window has shifted so far to the right that Democrats are palatable again.

He was a Republican 15 years ago. He hasn’t changed. The Democrats just came to meet him.

He’s already had a stroke.

Get him to swallow it, and maybe.

Predators tend to spend most of their time just laying around.

We suspect dinosaurs were metabolically similar to Komodo dragons, which are also probably an example of island dwarfism. So they’re probably the closest analog we have. And they either eat scraps or lay in ambush. Which, you know, involves laying around for long stretches of time.

Not nearly as much as you’d think.

As it happens there’s an XKCD about it.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/78/

Larger animals are more energy efficient, and require fewer calories per pound than smaller ones do.

So, it’s likely the T-Rex is being fed over this month, possibly by your competition. It would be fine eating a full grown adult once a week or so, though it wouldn’t be happy about it.

I mean, I don’t want to wear my good jeans to work. They actually give us outfits, but I still wear crummy clothes in to change. The building is filthy and I don’t want that on my good clothes. Also my partner wouldn’t be happy about it.

Well she wasn’t able to dress up as a minority, for some reason the poors don’t like it when you put on black face. So she put on soot-face

“they have to be cool with us continuing to murder their cousins”

It’s if NIMBY was an entire state

“Prop 40 means higher costs and more taxes! Vote no!” Ads like that are running constantly I’m sure.

Which means half of them are worse than that

No it’s literally just that foreign heads of state, regardless of citizenship status. I would also go so far as to say foreign heads of state should not be able to hold dual citizenship, but that’s more of a problem for members of that state, not the state they’re also a citizen of.

Laws are threats of violence established by the dominant socioeconomic class of any given nation. Conservatism demands that there is a protected class for whom the law protects, and a subjugated class for whom the law is used to opress. Every cycle, who qualifies as the protected class shrinks, and who is subjugated grows.