I’ve always wondered if those muscles actually work. I mean, they look like all the strength they give you will simply be required to move that mountain of flesh around, with little surplus remaining for, you know, moving other stuff.

Ennui-posting? I thought that was a thing of like the 60ies (except back then, people still had to publish novels for that)?

Wow. You have a special collection there.

The tits are second base AFAIK. I’m not aware of a more detailed numbering that indicates precisely if skin contact occurs or not and what body part you use to touch them. Maybe we should come up with one.

We should all just go back to sharing more things. Not necessarily start with the sex toys though. I’m very particular about mine.

So I can’t decipher the first couple pages on my phone. Is it because my screen is to small or is the writing that blurry on purpose?

One of the many great examples where paying attention to grammar would have been really worthwhile!

So you only went to second base with the barbie doll?

What is a “hair trigger sell”?

On the other hand:

https://www.404media.co/bad-news-for-kinky-brits/?ref=daily-stories-newsletter

Bad News for Kinky Brits: In the UK, face sitting porn might land you in jail.

And the one on the left?

Yeah they never specify, do they? That’s why I always stay right where I am, otherwise I’d need clear instructions

Useless - the American would never figure out how to spell that

So you went to pron stars asking for therapy? What were you expecting? But also I’m interested what shop you can buy therapy at

…or “female presenting”

Which shop is that?

…and singing a song, too!

Oof, that’s dark 🥴

Was Connery really 33 there though? I don’t buy it

I mean, Connery does look great on that picture - but he already has more wrinkles and a more receded hairline than I do at 47