“is right twice a day” is the next part

Because nobody cares about change.org petitions except the people who sign them.

It’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

Start going for walks in the morning and evening. Retrain yourself from thinking that dark outside = sleepytime.

“There Is Power in a Union” by Billy Bragg

For the first time we’re backing the blue in Texas!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go put some water in Buck Nasty’s mama’s dish.

I think there’s going to be a surprising amount of Republicans who will come out as anti-Trump but were too afraid to do so while MAGA was in power. There are most definitely traditional conservatives who hate him.

I’m not gonna get my hopes up for too much, we’re not gonna fix this in two years. But you never know.

He’s already said he’s going to accept the results.

Now take that with a grain of salt of course, but the fact he would even entertain that notion at all is crazy and it’s because of how much they got absolutely shellacked.

“Too big to rig” was always the plan and it fucking worked.

Tough day for the “we’re not having midterms” crowd

Rest in piss! You were right

Really rough night for the “elections don’t matter” and “we’re not having midterms” crowds. Pour one out for them.

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Guam is the least of my worries right now.

Yes, we all are. That’s my point, don’t help them out.

Vapes hurt my throat and lungs waaaay more than smoke does.

Don’t read too much into anything before polls start closing.

Those are expensive and not accessible to teenagers.

And personally, not as fun.

My election night tradition is to pour myself a bourbon on the rocks (or three), stay up late, and watch the results roll in.

Last time was stressful for obvious reasons and I wound up sad drunk. Looking forward to being happy drunk tonight!

I didn’t say oppression.