Somebody_Else

I mean, you said.

Left is the political “left,” generally proposing a “managed economy” or “regulations on businesses,” as opposed to the “right” which often values Laissez-faire capitalism.

Which is just hilariously wrong.

So im not sure how much stock to put in the rest of what you said

Most people just call them “tankies.”

Tankie is a pejorative for people who are too stupid to realize that North Korea isnt communist as far as I know.

WTF is the “hyper-auth-left”?

Most outrageous / unbelievable lies

Jesus is god

Most offensive / dangerous lies

Republicans want what is best for the country too. The world / USA fought the Nazis because of how evil they are
The KKK / Neonazis / White Supremacists are in the past.

Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies

Work hard and stay loyal and you will progress in your career.

Lies you wish you still believed

Uncle … is just old-fashioned.

Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old

The ultra wealthy work so hard to create jobs for everyone else