Do you know what semantic means?

Ed Zitron is about to go Super Saiyan.

Cause it’s an omniscandal hitting the guy who took the computer away from us

Or you could not buy all that shit

“knowingly violating state-security related export requirements to the tune of billions of dollars and leaking the contents of oval office conversations” is the real deal.

The administration was (shockingly) willing to let that slide for a year and keep Jensen in his inner circle, and therefore so was NVidia.

But people won’t look away from a sex scandal like they will from a national security scandal, so now everybody has to pretend that give a shit about the rule of law for a few news cycles.

DID HE GET LAID THO

Oh no Teams?

Oh hell no, as soon as there’s some sex in it the story sells. Suddenly it’s a gossip story too.

… And then sweeping it under the rug!

The first one is closer but the w sound is a bit breathy

Particularly an AI billionaire

Probably had all that too

Now comes the part where we throw our heads back in laughter!

While T-Posing.

Sounds like he might actually lose the gig. No way he ever faces charges tho.

If she drags him into family court on 1st Avenue in SJ I will laugh my ass off.

Nobody is even going to try to “get” Jensen, he’s untouchably wealthy.

And nothing will happen about it. The US government is completely corrupt.

Jeffrey Epstein was a spy and he was far from discreet.

This was a culmination of a multi year millions of dollars project. There was probably a team of military psychologists reading every post he had ever made, researching his other affairs, a degree of hyper focus that almost nobody on the planet would be worth pursuing.

There was an episode of darknet diaries about much more ordinary people getting set up like that.

I don’t feel bad for him though, that’s life in the fast lane for ya.

House lizards are the best, they clean up all the bugs that like to hang out in corners and are super chill.