DID YOU KNOW THE CEO OF NVIDIA RESIGNED?? ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW? JENSEN HUANG RESIGNED. THE CEO OF NVIDIA. THE CEO RESIGNED. JENSON HUANG THE CEO OF NVIDIA RESIGNED. JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW, HE RESIGNED.
Who did what?
Ok, but what did he resign from?
Why? Why would he resign? I don’t understand. Hopefully a post will elighten me. Maybe 40 or 50 posts in a row about it is what I need.
WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING HE RESIGNED???
This post is how I actually found out tbh
Wouldn’t be surprised if the fuckin Sentinelese know about the honeypot at this point
This is the most I’ve heard about one man’s affairs since my father left.
Jensen fucked him too, huh?
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. And hide yo dogs, too…
NO I DID NOT KNOW THAT JENSEN HUANG THE CEO OF NVIDIA RESIGNED FROM HIS POSITION OF CEO OF NVIDIA EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
Whaaaaat no tell me, did he resign?
DUDE IT’S BREAKING
OMG OMG OMG
(So I assume it’s far worse in the US TV news currently? It’s not really that bad online in my bubble and DE TV)
Coverage in the US has basically just been flipping back and forth between “NVIDIA CEO IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FUCK MACHINE” and “NEWLY ELECTED SOCIALISTS (who aren’t even in office yet) FAIL TO DO ANYTHING BUT ALSO THEY NEED TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE DEMS”
American news is kind of over the top, and there’s nothing else really to talk about. Seriously the coverage they giving this you to thought he had been assassinated by Chinese spies.
GUYS I HAD NO IDEA THIS GUY’S DICK WOULD POP THE AI BUBBLE
You see, the implication is that he has a small penis, almost like a pin, and although the bubble is metaphorical, because it’s economical in nature, we love to mock men who have tiny penises and it is clear to everybody this man has a tiny penis, therefore the joke. I came up with this joke all by myself as you can see by my clear explanation of its intricacies.
Best reply so far
WHY
PUSSY
NO NEED TO INSULT THE GUY HE JUST ASKED A QUESTION
NO NEED TO ASUME PUSSY IS A NEGATIVE WORD!!1!!
MAYBE THE REPLY WAS A QUESTION TOO
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
DON’T YO SEE THE ROARING RIVER OF STEEL?
WHY NOT
Nobody cares anymore now that Outlook is down
Again?!
And Teams and Copilot, apparently
No, not Teams, it’s just like that.
My bad… I should’ve known that part was just bs
Was it up for a while?
I think I managed to log in once in October
WHERE ARE EPSTEIN FILES
Everyone asks where are Epstein files, nobody ever asks how are Epstein files.
Also Mitch
He’s been dead for months
Years even.
YOU FORGOT THE LOL LOL
I think Jensen Huang resigned
Ah yes, I had heard, thanks.
